guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

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+17 hours ago

crowhn:

indie blog
celebrities you didn’t know were related
flaccidtrip:

flaccidtrip:

fileformat:

Stop.

me

im honestly SCREAMING who the fuck painted this

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

(via rosqua)

+17 hours ago

vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

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+17 hours ago

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

(via gnarly)

+5 days ago

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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+6 days ago


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