Meghan Trainor needs to choke on a giant dick
+3 years ago
new and improved! the deity (god/goddess/etc) squad
gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, pisces
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+3 years agoIf you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.Jeremiah Van Guilder - via youfeellikeraindrops (via badtexter)
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+3 years ago
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
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+3 years ago







