Meghan Trainor needs to choke on a giant dick

+3 years ago

autonomous-geordie:
“marlbororedgirl:
“ stunningpicture:
“ $180,000 Aston Martin killed by $200 pink car
”
aesthetic
”
Class war.
”
I live for buzzfeed quizzes

stunningpicture:
“A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds
”
If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
Jeremiah Van Guilder - via youfeellikeraindrops (via badtexter)

(Source: youfeellikeraindrops, via soyymilk)

+3 years ago
jonopoly:
“what the fuck buzzfeed
”

autisticcosima:

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

(via 27spaghettis)

+3 years ago

thereminsoul:
“Athens, Greece
”
esca-ped:
“ patiently:
“ favorite photo in the world
”
this is perfect
”
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